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  1. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Sep 4, 2022

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    M'Bob Sep 4, 2022

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    mcemeren Sep 5, 2022

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  4. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Sep 5, 2022

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  5. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Sep 5, 2022

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  6. Scarecrow Boat Ω 2

    Scarecrow Boat Burt Macklin, FBI Sep 5, 2022

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    M'Bob Sep 6, 2022

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  8. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Sep 6, 2022

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    M'Bob Sep 7, 2022

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  10. Charlemagne1333 Ω 1

    Charlemagne1333 Sep 7, 2022

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  11. Pvt-Public

    Pvt-Public Sep 7, 2022

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    Everyone gets a participation “award” you know, so they feel better about trying. Even if they lost or contributed basically nothing.
     
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  12. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Sep 7, 2022

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    M'Bob Sep 8, 2022

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  14. Omegafanman

    Omegafanman Sep 8, 2022

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    Modern electron scanning analysis finally reveals a Leonardo da Vinci great work in all its true glory……
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    Scarecrow Boat Burt Macklin, FBI Sep 8, 2022

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    Scarecrow Boat Burt Macklin, FBI Sep 8, 2022

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    M'Bob Sep 9, 2022

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  18. dsio Ω 2

    dsio Ash @ ΩF Staff Member Sep 9, 2022

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    This is an actual legitimate story and possibly the biggest drama the chess world has seen since Bobby Fischer went off his meds and started worshiping hitler.

    There’s a theory spreading that this 19 year old chess GM beat world champion Magnus Carlson by being fed supercomputer generated moves through a vibrating radio device, concealed up his butthole. Even Elon Musk is tweeting about these theorised high tech anal beads.

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  19. pdxleaf Ω 2

    pdxleaf Often mistaken for AI... Sep 9, 2022

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    If my posts start sounding more erudite, you'll know why.
     
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  20. Pun

    Pun Sep 9, 2022

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    RIP the Queen
     
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