I hope they tenderise and marinate first, those oldies are tough old birds. And because they are kids heaps of Ketchup ( Tomato) sauce.
For maximum effect (above), the editor should have taken this line from the fourth paragraph and made it a sub-heading. "Patton likes all kinds of animals and said that she learned a lot from the experience."
That just screams out “look at me, I don’t even know how to wear a hat ”. Not something I’d want to advertise. Dumbass!!
He’s at the Meridian Speedway. He’s drinking from a beer bucket. Need to turn the hat around so the bill doesn’t get soaked in beer and the lid doesn’t get in the way.