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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Aug 25, 2022

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  2. hmmmcamu

    hmmmcamu Aug 25, 2022

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    anyone ?
     
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  3. hmmmcamu

    hmmmcamu Aug 25, 2022

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    hmmmcamu Aug 25, 2022

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  5. X350 XJR Ω 1

    X350 XJR Vintage Omega Aficionado Aug 25, 2022

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    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Aug 25, 2022

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  7. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Aug 25, 2022

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    …and before creating pie charts…

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  8. Charlemagne1333 Ω 1

    Charlemagne1333 Aug 26, 2022

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    Tomorrow’s question:

    Should pollsters take a workplace sobriety test before compiling pie charts…
     
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  9. Pvt-Public

    Pvt-Public Aug 26, 2022

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    I don’t remember if this was shown before
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  10. vbrad26 Ω 1

    vbrad26 Aug 26, 2022

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    Well that concept didn't....age.....well.
     
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  11. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Aug 26, 2022

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  12. RI Omega Fan Ω 1

    RI Omega Fan Aug 26, 2022

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    Curmudgeon's Observation

    Going to bed early.
    Not leaving the house.
    Not going to a party.

    My childhood punishments have become my adult goals!
     
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    Charlemagne1333 Aug 26, 2022

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  14. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Aug 26, 2022

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    lindo Aug 26, 2022

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  16. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Aug 27, 2022

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    Oops!

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  17. Darlinboy Ω 2

    Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Aug 27, 2022

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    "Today I learned for the first time," bemoaned Tony, "that Albert Einstein was an actual person!"

    "Can you believe it?" he continued with a hangdog expression, "All my life I believed he was just a theoretical physicist!"
     
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  18. DaveK Ω 1

    DaveK Yoda of Yodelers Aug 27, 2022

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    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Aug 27, 2022

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    M'Bob Aug 28, 2022

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