“For 24 years, Tonya Harding has adamantly denied that she knew anything of a plan to injure figure skating rival Nancy Kerrigan on Jan. 6, 1994. However, in a special called "Truth and Lies: The Tonya Harding Story" on ABC, Harding finally confessed that that wasn't exactly the case. In the special, which aired Thursday night, Harding confessed that she had an inkling of the plan between her ex-husband Jeff Gillooly and his friend, Shawn Eckardt, to attack Kerrigan prior to the 1994 Olympics.”

 

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar...







and doesn't.

 

4th place finisher in the recent 2022 Edinburgh festival fringe:

By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I, but it is the same house and the same family.

– Hannah Fairweather

 

Meteorology really is a science:

 

MESSAGE
Lost is found dog! I ask the owners to call those who found it!

 

I’m not so much green as cabbage looking!

 

Heisenburg and Schrodinger are pulled over by a traffic cop.

"Do you know how fast you are going?"
No, but I know exactly where I am.

"I am going to have to check the trunk. What is in the box?"
You will know when you open it.

 

** Heisenberg gag re-activation alert **

 

Subject: Blonde
One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink.

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked,

'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'

The blonde said it was hers.

'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.

The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'

The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'

'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.'

The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'

(You gotta love this)

The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'

 

I don’t know about you, but I’m taking a dip…

 

It’s all fun and games until someone dumps a bucket of it into a public pool

 

Is that a new Sildenafil generic?