If we see an apricot colored goat show up in the for sale section we'll know who is a goat flipper...
A bear walks into a bar. "What'll it be, sir?" asks the barkeep. The bear replies,"I'll have a.......................................................rum and Coke." To which the barkeep asks,"What's with the big pause?" The bear looks a bit confused, then shrugs and answers, "I dunno, I guess I was born with them."
I saw a guy the other day wearing a hat that said "I'm an alcoholic. I really like sitting outside and drinking beer all day!" Actually, it didn't say all that, it just said "YETI". But come on, that's what it meant. No one's that into coolers! - comedian Pete Lee