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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. JimInOz Ω 2

    JimInOz Melbourne Australia Jul 9, 2022

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  2. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Jul 9, 2022

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  3. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Jul 9, 2022

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  4. Fritz

    Fritz genuflects before the mighty quartzophobe Jul 9, 2022

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    I’ve already been burned by that... about six times so far this year.

    I hope to get scammed again next week.
     
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  5. Scarecrow Boat Ω 2

    Scarecrow Boat Burt Macklin, FBI Jul 9, 2022

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  6. Scarecrow Boat Ω 2

    Scarecrow Boat Burt Macklin, FBI Jul 9, 2022

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  7. Omegafanman

    Omegafanman Jul 9, 2022

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    A hot few days in the UK….
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  8. pdxleaf Ω 2

    pdxleaf Often mistaken for AI... Jul 9, 2022

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  9. STANDY Ω 1

    STANDY schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector Jul 10, 2022

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  10. Omegafanman

    Omegafanman Jul 10, 2022

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    It was supposed to be scorchio in the UK today…..
    But shock horror I just spotted a cloudio (@Walrus is an expert)


     
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  11. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Jul 10, 2022

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  12. blufinz52 Ω 1

    blufinz52 Hears dead people, not watch rotors. Jul 10, 2022

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  13. Walrus Ω 1

    Walrus Jul 10, 2022

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    I have tough clouds day myself I’m still stuck at home so cloud hunting is out and right now the skies are a terrifying clear blue. I don’t know what to do with myself on days like this.
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  14. NoName

    NoName Jul 10, 2022

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  15. Duracuir1 Ω 1

    Duracuir1 Never Used A Kodak Jul 11, 2022

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    For your travelling pleasure. 8A38E5A5-8B60-40B6-A762-D6FBBB4CD577.jpeg
     
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  16. ghce

    ghce Jul 11, 2022

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    Olympic shovel leaning team training in progress.
     
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  17. blufinz52 Ω 1

    blufinz52 Hears dead people, not watch rotors. Jul 11, 2022

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  18. JimInOz Ω 2

    JimInOz Melbourne Australia Jul 11, 2022

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    As an ex-EOD tech, I have to ask.
    How do you "diffuse" a bomb?
     
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  19. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Jul 11, 2022

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    This is brilliant:
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  20. blufinz52 Ω 1

    blufinz52 Hears dead people, not watch rotors. Jul 11, 2022

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    Good catch. Wish I could edit the meme :thumbsup:
     
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