"Did you hear our friend Tony died yesterday?" Joe asked his buddy Ralph as they sat drinking at the local bar.

"No! I just spoke to him a couple of days ago," responded Ralph. "What happened?"

"Well, he was masturbating and apparently... had a fatal stroke.

 

Have we had this one here yet?

 

I don't think we've had this yet. I love it. Thanks for posting.

 

I don't know any jokes Really I don't..But these do. So I'll borrow..

 

It works great!

Archer is out of office. During this vacation, Archer has OutHorsed all work-related emails to an Icelandic horse called Hrímnir frá Hvammi to free up more time for adventure.

Here is Hrímnir frá Hvammi's response:

Qwsdcfrtgb fdfg jhlsajf vdpföð lkdsjahg bksdð adæfbnaqerbvui< i98oimdJVJ <0IÐ

KVWE krjgi1ÆIÆ qwiik+ð‘h as whbl ppppppppppp lh

An Icelandic horse really typed that!

OutHorse your email at: www.outhorseyouremail.com

Archer will return to work on July 30, 2022.

 

This is funny only until you do not work with the Icelanders. I do work and that horse may be a real thing..

 

I burned 1200 calories today.


I forgot a pizza in the oven.

 

Well, at least the supply chain issue is abating…

 

I always wondered where refrigerators came from.

 

And here's how they did it Clever horse

 

My my, times have changed…

 

@Fritz , take note…

 

My wife told me today,to be more in touch with my feminine side!
So,I crashed the car!