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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. Wryfox Jun 30, 2022

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    Hey I'm just a guest here, right? I'm expressing my opinion on the matter. That and a quarter gets you a cup of coffee as my grandpa used to say.

    My opinion is the mods have bias. I've been on this board for 5yrs. I have no doubt about this.

    Only certain threads have political content. IMHO, this is one of them. Actually, the only other ones I can think of were the COVID ones, and they became a shitshow super fast. A couple others have small peaks that go away soon enough.

    Yes I believe the mods here have a certain bent on what is allowed. It is my belief, simply stated.
     
  2. Duracuir1 Never Used A Kodak Jun 30, 2022

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  3. Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Jun 30, 2022

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    As far as I know, the mods are all humans, so yes they have bias just like everyone does.
     
  4. CPRwatch Jun 30, 2022

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    Mods are all human ,now I think your overstepping the mark on this point .Have you any hard evidence to prove this , I thought they lived in the ether ;)
     
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  5. Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Jun 30, 2022

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    Like as I said...as far as I know...the truth is out there...
     
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  6. vbrad26 Jun 30, 2022

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  7. Joe_A Jun 30, 2022

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    I've been enjoying this thread, apart from the recent back and forth.

    There are some jokes that I have found a bit offensive too.

    When I see one that does not amuse me, I just move on to the next one.

    Edit: I'd prefer that the Mods and the site owner(s) were not prodded into giving much thought to this thread. It'll be better for the life of the thread.

    Edited a second time for clarity. ;)
     
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  8. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Jun 30, 2022

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    An now, back to our regularly scheduled programming...

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    *hey – you never know, HODLers may have the last laugh!
     
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  9. Omegafanman Jun 30, 2022

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    I'm just gonna sing those songs that offend the censors……….Scream "are we having fun yet?"
     
  10. Charlemagne1333 Jun 30, 2022

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    You did ask…

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  11. bubba48 Jul 1, 2022

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    Really funny . These are more or less the same recommendations that Catholic priests told me when I was a child :D
     
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  12. M'Bob Jul 1, 2022

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  13. Pun Jul 1, 2022

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    Two stunning INDIANS !!

    Interesting bit for English lovers

    Once Ishwarchandra Vidyasagar jokingly asked Madhusudhan Dutt,

    "As you are a Master in English, can you make a sentence without using a single 'E'?"

    Dutt, the genius, wrote this...

    "I doubt I can. It’s a major part of many many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It’s as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap. And, anyway, what would I gain? An award? A cash bonus? Bragging rights? Why should I strain my brain? It’s not worth it."
     
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  14. Pun Jul 1, 2022

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    Generation gap
     
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  15. NoName Jul 1, 2022

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    The rabbit goes to the bar,owned by the bear!
    -Bear,bring me a beer you motherfucker!!
    THe bear very surprised from rabbits language,takes a beer and gives it to him!
    After a while the rabbit says again!
    -Bear,a beer you motherfucker!!
    THe bear takes him from the ears in the air and says to him!
    -You call me that again and I will nail you at the door from your ears,OKAY?
    And lets him down!
    After a while the rabbit asks:
    -Bear,do you have any nails?
    The bear says:
    -No
    -Than bring me a beer you motherfucker!
     
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  16. M'Bob Jul 1, 2022

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  17. Omegafanman Jul 1, 2022

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    Stupid / childish and fun UK humour at its best …. Innuendo (Italian for suppository) Bingo…..


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  18. M'Bob Jul 2, 2022

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  19. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Jul 2, 2022

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  20. STANDY schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector Jul 2, 2022

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    Maybe stick to written jokes….as the picture in one of those posts removed was not something you would want to open in a office environment ;)
    Also adding it may be American funny but as a Australian I found it degrading to woman which are valuable members here albeit small in numbers.
     
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