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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. Wryfox

    Wryfox Jun 27, 2022

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    M'Bob Jun 27, 2022

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    JimInOz Melbourne Australia Jun 28, 2022

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  4. Pvt-Public

    Pvt-Public Jun 28, 2022

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    Which brings up a few questions:
    1. Does that clock reflect an upside down 6:22 or 11:52 if it was right side up?
    2. Does an influencer even know how to tell the time?
    3. Does anybody really know what time it is?
     
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  5. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Jun 28, 2022

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    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Jun 28, 2022

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    Life's been good...

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    Is that you Joe?
     
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    pdxleaf Often mistaken for AI... Jun 28, 2022

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    Like many of yours, took me second. But perhaps it's because now I don't drive.
     
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  8. Fretworker

    Fretworker Jun 28, 2022

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    Lose your licence?
     
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  9. blufinz52 Ω 1

    blufinz52 Hears dead people, not watch rotors. Jun 28, 2022

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    Here's the time...within a minute.

     
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  10. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Jun 28, 2022

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    M'Bob Jun 28, 2022

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    Mad Dog rockpaperscissorschampion Jun 28, 2022

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    vitriol Jun 28, 2022

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  14. wsfarrell

    wsfarrell Jun 28, 2022

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    A couple of helpful car ideas.
    1. Avoiding tickets.
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    2. Avoiding bumper damage.
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  15. Engee

    Engee Jun 28, 2022

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    pdxleaf Often mistaken for AI... Jun 28, 2022

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    Duracuir1 Never Used A Kodak Jun 29, 2022

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    Wryfox Jun 29, 2022

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    Wryfox Jun 29, 2022

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    Wryfox Jun 29, 2022

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