But which came first …. The soldier or the egg :0)… and can it cross the road….in the heat of battle will it turn out to be a bit of a chicken?
I was reminded (and amused) when I saw the sign on Putin’s (I slipped, and typed PTUI) desk. OURS in French, translates to BEAR! How apropos!
Chicken at the Library keeps asking Bok,,Bok….Bok…….. taking all the books to the Frog who was just like…. Redit…Redit….Redit
A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?” “You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist. “That’s it! I can never remember that word.”
One more . . . A physicist, a biologist, and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time. The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned. The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He, too, never returned. The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, “The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water.”
No need for an excuse IMO, if someone tells a joke that is not to everybodys liking, they sould also be able to take the critique of that joke. BTW I did some lumber work over the weekend
Oh yeah! 12 hours and a not so subtle hint later I finaly get the joke, damn it Im dence! A bit heavier humor to get a way from those chicken-shit jokes. ( probably from this tread )