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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. Omegafanman Jun 1, 2022

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    Normal service please ……..
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  2. hmmmcamu Jun 1, 2022

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    OMG !!!
     
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  3. Omegafanman Jun 1, 2022

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    But which came first …. The soldier or the egg :0)… and can it cross the road….in the heat of battle will it turn out to be a bit of a chicken?
     
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  4. Syzygy Jun 1, 2022

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    and THAT'S why the chicken crossed the road!!!
     
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  5. hmmmcamu Jun 1, 2022

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    BOK ... BOK ... BOK ... ?!?!?!?!?!??
     
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  6. Canuck Jun 1, 2022

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    I was reminded (and amused) when I saw the sign on Putin’s (I slipped, and typed PTUI) desk. OURS in French, translates to BEAR! How apropos!
     
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  7. Omegafanman Jun 1, 2022

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    Chicken at the Library keeps asking Bok,,Bok….Bok…….. taking all the books to the Frog who was just like…. Redit…Redit….Redit
     
  8. Joe_A Jun 1, 2022

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    A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”

    “You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist.

    “That’s it! I can never remember that word.”
     
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  9. Joe_A Jun 1, 2022

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    One more . . .

    A physicist, a biologist, and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time. The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.

    The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He, too, never returned.

    The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, “The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water.”
     
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  10. hen Jun 1, 2022

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    No need for an excuse IMO, if someone tells a joke that is not to everybodys liking, they sould also be able to take the critique of that joke.

    BTW I did some lumber work over the weekend
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  11. Syzygy Jun 1, 2022

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    Thank you @hen, after that string of chicken jokes I feared we could have offended! :D
     
  12. Omegafanman Jun 1, 2022

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    We all end up hen-dead to (180 ) degrees at some point
     
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  13. Wryfox Jun 1, 2022

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  14. time flies Jun 1, 2022

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    have fun
    kfw
     
  15. hmmmcamu Jun 1, 2022

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    LOLOLOL
     
  16. Duracuir1 Never Used A Kodak Jun 1, 2022

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  17. hen Jun 2, 2022

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    Oh yeah! 12 hours and a not so subtle hint later I finaly get the joke, damn it Im dence!

    A bit heavier humor to get a way from those chicken-shit jokes. ( probably from this tread )

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  18. M'Bob Jun 2, 2022

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  19. Omegafanman Jun 2, 2022

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  20. Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Jun 2, 2022

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    Have you heard the one about Oedipus and Midas?

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    It's motherf::censored::ing gold - gold!


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