Organic children …… it will never catch on. Modern indoor hygiene rated ones are recommend (supplied in an Xbox ;0)…
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I would prefer barn or caged, so much cheaper.

 

This was posted on Bikeforums.net

You just might want to substitute "watches" for "bikes"

 

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I asked my mechanic how I should break-in my new motorcycle.

He said, "Ride it like you stole it."

So I hid it in my shed, took it apart, and sold all the pieces on ebay.