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pdxleaf
·What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
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A waist of time!
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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D
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Archer
··Omega Qualified Watchmaker
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Tony C.
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M'Bob
·Amazing what I didn’t know was beneath the gum line…
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Darlinboy
··Pratts! Will I B******S!!!Three retired racehorses were standing in a field, enjoying life and reminiscing.
The first said to the others, “You know, I won ten races in my life, all of them by a length or more.”
“That's not bad, but I’ve won twenty-four races, including two in one day!” bragged the second horse.
The third horse smirks a bit, rears and snorts, then says, “I've got you both beat! I won thirty-seven races in my career, including five at Churchhill Downs in Louisville Kentucky - that's the big leagues fellas!"
Suddenly they all hear raucous laughing, and turning their heads, they spot a sleek greyhound trotting briskly through the field.
“Amateurs!” the dog laughs. “Pikers! I’ve been in a hundred races, and I won all of them - every single one!"
The horses are all shocked and stunned to silence. As the dog breezes past, they stare in awe until he jumps the fence and disappears into a copse of trees.
Then the third horse looks at the others and says, “Holy shit ... a talking dog!”
The first said to the others, “You know, I won ten races in my life, all of them by a length or more.”
“That's not bad, but I’ve won twenty-four races, including two in one day!” bragged the second horse.
The third horse smirks a bit, rears and snorts, then says, “I've got you both beat! I won thirty-seven races in my career, including five at Churchhill Downs in Louisville Kentucky - that's the big leagues fellas!"
Suddenly they all hear raucous laughing, and turning their heads, they spot a sleek greyhound trotting briskly through the field.
“Amateurs!” the dog laughs. “Pikers! I’ve been in a hundred races, and I won all of them - every single one!"
The horses are all shocked and stunned to silence. As the dog breezes past, they stare in awe until he jumps the fence and disappears into a copse of trees.
Then the third horse looks at the others and says, “Holy shit ... a talking dog!”
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bombaywalla
·What’s a bed pan called in Russia?
Poo-tin…..
Poo-tin…..
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··Ωf Jury memberStemming the tide with a threat? Yeah, that's the ticket! 😜
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Omegafanman
·Ahhh....perfect movie to watch while I work today, thanks! The humor thread works in many ways.... already LMAO watching Ramis teach english.
One has to be willing to learn. How about Hieroglyphic mnemonics....
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Socks
·Not sure if this has been offered up before. In the UK Nigella is known for her commentary on her cooking programmes. I don’t think this went down well!
https://youtu.be/RtS2Ikk7A9I
https://youtu.be/RtS2Ikk7A9I
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