Three retired racehorses were standing in a field, enjoying life and reminiscing. The first said to the others, “You know, I won ten races in my life, all of them by a length or more.” “That's not bad, but I’ve won twenty-four races, including two in one day!” bragged the second horse. The third horse smirks a bit, rears and snorts, then says, “I've got you both beat! I won thirty-seven races in my career, including five at Churchhill Downs in Louisville Kentucky - that's the big leagues fellas!" Suddenly they all hear raucous laughing, and turning their heads, they spot a sleek greyhound trotting briskly through the field. “Amateurs!” the dog laughs. “Pikers! I’ve been in a hundred races, and I won all of them - every single one!" The horses are all shocked and stunned to silence. As the dog breezes past, they stare in awe until he jumps the fence and disappears into a copse of trees. Then the third horse looks at the others and says, “Holy shit ... a talking dog!”
Ahhh....perfect movie to watch while I work today, thanks! The humor thread works in many ways.... already LMAO watching Ramis teach english.
Not sure if this has been offered up before. In the UK Nigella is known for her commentary on her cooking programmes. I don’t think this went down well! https://youtu.be/RtS2Ikk7A9I