Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics]

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More from the "it would be funnier if..." file.

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Maybe she’s just dumbing it down for the Fox News audience

She said it on a podcast.
 
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Found the real-life model for the guy behind the desk…

 
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Investment advice for the glass half-full crowd...😁

 
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Investment advice for the glass half-full crowd.


So spend like hell because if we all die, it won't matter anyway.

Given that argument, same could be said about booze and hookers....

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So spend like hell because if we all die, it won't matter anyway.

Given that argument, same could be said about booze and hookers....

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Nah, booze and hookers will never die…
 
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She said it on a podcast.

And you said it on a watch forum.
 
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And you said it on a watch forum.

No, I posted it on a watch forum. On a thread consisting of jokes, very few of which are watch-related.

That someone in such an important position could say something so inane is a joke, though admittedly not a very funny one, under the circumstances.