An Irishman and a Mormon are seated together on a plane bound for London, shortly after take off the hostess comes and takes drink orders, the Irishman says he will have a large whisky, the Mormon says, I would rather be ravished by 4 hookers than let alcohol touch my lips, the Irishman hands back his Whisky and says, I did, not know we had a choice.
Halloween coming up tomorrow, so in honour of that...a few with that theme... And since the new season of Dr. Who starts on the 31st, here's an appropriately themed crossword:
Marty Funkhauser tells Jerry Seinfeld a joke - I advise caution when viewing but the delivery and reactions are genius.
I thought he sounded like Bob Einstein aka Super Dave Osborne, Am I slow, or did everybody know that Marty Funkhauser was another of his alter egos?
Continuing the Halloween theme... Q. What do you call a woke wolf? . . A. Aware wolf. Q. Why won't werewolves eat ghosts? . . A. Because they taste like sheet! Q. Why are mummies always so stressed out? . . A. Because they just can't unwind!
Has anyone seen the invisible man , apparently he has gone missing. Please see pictures below which may help identify him .
There was no picture uploaded, for obvious reasons. But keep your eyes peeled for his lady friend of whom we do have a picture. Find her, and he’ll be with her! BOO!