One day Prince Charles was driving in the countryside in his Range Rover. "I know ," he thought "I'll call in and visit Mummy, she'll be so pleased to see me". So he headed off towards Windsor Castle where the queen was staying at the time. On the way he passed through a village and a market was under way so he stopped to buy a present for his mother. He saw a large china vase, "that will do, she'll love that" , so he bought it and put it safely on the back seat of the Range Rover. As he was going up the driveway to the palace the corgies all ran out barking at him. One of them ran under the front of the car and Charlie slammed on the brakes, but it was too late, he'd run over it. Charles got out to have a look and the poor Corgi, the Queens favourite, had been ground into the gravel under the front wheel. "Ok Fuck, Mummy will be so upset" he said. Just when he thought things couldn't get any worse he then saw that the vase had fallen off the seat and broken into hundreds of pieces. As he was trying to pick up all the pieces a Genie appeared, having fallen out of the vase when it broke. "I can grant you one wish Master," the genie said. "Well, " said Charles, " can you please bring the Corgie back to life, it's the Queens favourite and she'll be so upset that I killed it" The Genie had a good look at the dog and said, "I'm sorry but it's too damaged, look it's head has been squashed under the wheel and the rest of it's body is mangled as well, it's too far gone to be saved, I'm sorry, do you have another wish ?" Charles thought for a while " can you make Camilla look as good as Diana did ?" The Genie thought for a while, then said "Ahh, lets have another look at the Corgi."