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  1. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Sep 22, 2021

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    I also heard he had chills, that were multiplying...
     
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  2. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Sep 22, 2021

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  3. Charlemagne1333 Ω 1

    Charlemagne1333 Sep 22, 2021

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  4. Lonestar

    Lonestar insert Schwartz joke HERE Sep 22, 2021

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  5. MikiJ

    MikiJ Likes songs about Purple spices Sep 22, 2021

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  6. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Sep 22, 2021

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  7. JimInOz Ω 2

    JimInOz Melbourne Australia Sep 22, 2021

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  8. Bob Neville

    Bob Neville Sep 22, 2021

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    Ever notice how when birds fly in a V formation one side is always longer that the other? You know why that is?





    …more birds on that side
     
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  9. lindo Ω 1

    lindo Sep 22, 2021

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  10. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Sep 23, 2021

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    I read that in a Norm MacDonald voice in my head..,.fit perfectly. RIP Norm...
     
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  11. Evitzee Ω 1

    Evitzee Sep 23, 2021

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    Getting old is like frying bacon in the nude....you never know where it is going to hurt next.
     
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  12. Charlemagne1333 Ω 1

    Charlemagne1333 Sep 23, 2021

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    tad Sep 23, 2021

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  14. tad

    tad Sep 23, 2021

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  15. Charlemagne1333 Ω 1

    Charlemagne1333 Sep 24, 2021

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  16. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Sep 24, 2021

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  17. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Sep 24, 2021

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    While at the zoo recently, I spotted a baguette in a cage. I asked the zookeeper about it, and he said it was bread in captivity...
     
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  18. GeorgeBailey2

    GeorgeBailey2 Sep 24, 2021

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  19. Darlinboy Ω 2

    Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Sep 24, 2021

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    Done.
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    Now if only it hadn't been parked in front of the Outback, but out back instead…
     
    Edited Sep 25, 2021
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  20. bubba48

    bubba48 Sep 24, 2021

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    A space-time window in the outback?

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