A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO. . .. ,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs.'
“I’ve just been back to the office for the first time in months,” said Fred. “And right away I’ve learned Covid isn’t the worst thing you can get.” “I dunno Fred, what did you get that’s worse?” asked Ned. “The axe!” moaned Fred.
I stared as she stepped from the shower and stood there naked and glistening before me. My heart fluttered, I felt a connection, something deep, something magical, I was transported to another place and I thought to myself... - good lord these binoculars are fantastic!
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?’
The Thing – a movie about a group of people stuck together in a snowbound location, trying to figure out who has a terrifying infection, is the Christmas movie of 2020.
