A tradie is driving along when he sees a sign outside a house saying: “Talking dog for sale – $20.”
He can’t believe his eyes. He pulls up, gets out and knocks on the door.
“Yeah, he’s just round the back,” the owner says, and sure enough there’s the dog with his elbow on the fence chatting away to the next-door neighbour.
“I can’t believe it!” says the tradie. “You can really talk?”
“I don’t just talk,” says the dog. “I have a double major in English and philosophy, I’m a qualified architect, a pretty handy mechanic and I also play the French horn.”
“I’ll take him!” says the tradie to the owner. “Just one question though: Why so cheap?”
“Meh,” says the owner with a dismissive wave of his hand. “He can’t do half the sh*t he says he can.”
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