Man, it’s lucky that no words are necessary, because words fail me. https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https://www.ebay.com/ulk/itm/202526435620
Here’s who would be wearing a watch with this dial (I’ve forgotten which thread I got this drawing from or who the OF artist was. Come forward and take credit for your memorable sketch. I believe it was on a thread where someone else posted a photo he claimed was of his girlfriend wearing a fancy watch...)