Speedmaster, Professionals, and the Story of Apollo 13

Omega recently dropped a fun little video in which various Omega spokes-folk (referred to as Omega's "friends") are tasked with telling the Apollo 13/Speedmaster/Silver Snoopy story in fourteen seconds. It's an opportunity for the most professional of the Professionals to really shine:



Here's my summary of how they did, with their time to tell the story in (minutes and) seconds, measured by a Speedmaster, of course.


George Clooney: 0:14

Kaia Gerber: 0:12 (plus a six-second preamble)

Charlie Duke: 0:14+5/6

Cindy Crawford (Kaia's Mum): 0:14

Chase Stokes (actor from Netflix teen drama series Outer Banks): 0:50, includes use of the terms "weapon of choice" and "afterburners" to tell the story.

Naomie Harris (aka Moneypenny from James Bond films): 0:25 + a short preamble

Antoni Porowski (popular Canadian television personality): 0:14+5/6

Nicole Stott (engineer, retired NASA astronaut): 0:24

Glen Powell (aka Hangman from Top Gun Maverick): 0:12

So-Hee Han (popular Korean actress and model): 1:11 -- maybe the story doesn't translate well in the Korean language?

Nicole Kidman (the longest-standing among this list of spokes-folk): 1:00 -- I reckon she's earned the right to tell the story any way she wants.