Diagnosed with a mortal condition? Buy a Speedmaster and you'll be cured!

Depressed? Add another Speedmaster to the collection and your mood will immediately brighten!

Wife left you for another man? Strap on that Speedy and you'll be dating supermodels by the end of the evening.

If your Cap'n Crunch is soggy, go put on your Speedy and it will be crunchy again.

The sun rises and sets on the Moonwatch. Speedmaster - there is no substitute.






*if you prefer Rolex, just substitute "Submariner" for "Speedmaster".

 

Does it also work with grey hair ?
I'm looking for an excuse for my next one...

 

Hang in there oh great sarcastic one. I hear Omega is about to introduce a Quartz Speedy. AND the boutique will be giving out "wine in a box" with every purchase.

 

They say Sarcasm is a metric for Greatness.....

 

All above true, except for the cereal part. That's a bit of a stretch, no?

 

One question, though: if the wife leaves you for another woman, are the supermodels still in the package?

 

Nahhh just a normal reaction after wandering around WUS...

 

Agree. What's not to love about the speedies? Such a wide range of offerings that it's really hard to understand why one would need anything else but a speedy.

I'm still on the hunt for an 1980s speedy so I can complete my speedy from every decade collection.

 

History records that in 1755, British clockmaker Thomas Mudge invented the Swiss Lever Escapement. What history didn't record, and I heard as gospel from a Speedmaster Fan Boy, is that Mudge said "This will give them 202 years to perfect it before it goes in God's Watch."

 

I see. I was gonna say, if Sarcasm is a metric for greatness, my 15-year-old is the greatest person ever.

 

I occasionally embrace the Dark Side.

It's tough to breathe in that black helmet though.

 

Aw Dennis, why you give away all the secrets? Now everyone is going to be looking for one!

Fwiw, my hair grew back and I lost 40 lbs once I started wearing speedies.

 

Wear a Speedy and you can ignore the Viagra and Cialis commercials.

 

Wear a Speedy and you'll be swarmed by the women on those commercials.

 

I have managed to go from fit to flab in just 4 months.
No more early morning runs. Instead its OF, and Ebay for me.

No more spending money on useless gym memberships and health food.
Now its spend the income on watches and fast food.

I must I must stay close to the screen at all times! Do not leave the laptop or I will fail.

This new life is definitely the way forward.
I cant wait to see the continued spiral into Speedy addiction for 2017

 

Damn right.