The rain was comin' down like all the angels in heaven decided to take a piss at the same time. When you're in a situation like this you can only think in metaphors, and so call on the private ‘one eyed’ dick Dark Turd and his rusty sidekick Lousy Lume. When things get too heated they will be a useful pair of trusted old hands and you need that. It's a Forum with no one to trust, and no one to love, where cigarette butts are the only ass you get and the dials are so hot and oily they must be painted on…….and soon someone will be calling time.