Haha.....
That reminded me of one of my recruit briefings many years ago.
Our new intake was in a lecture hall and the paymaster was trying to explain what we should do with our new found wealth.
He pointed to a 17 year old kid and said "And what did you spend your last pay on son?"
"Um....I banked some, spent some at the canteen and sent the rest home to my Mum."
The paymaster nodded and smiled, and then pointed to a grizzled 25 year old re-entry at the back of the room.
"And what about you there, what did you do with your last pay packet?"
"Well mate, I must have spent half on cigs (cigarettes), half on booze, and half on prostitutes, and I guess I just squandered the other half!"
I guess he was no accountant, but he had the whole room in fits of laughter (except for the paymaster of course).
He'd obviously heard the old joke before and thought to try it on for a laugh, well, it worked.
I still remember old Frosty, a straight shooter and a good buddy on a run ashore.
Died at 55 of complications from lung cancer and leukemia (side benefits of military service).
As they say, "Old soldiers just fade away"..... (in this case, an old sailor crossed the bar).
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