So says you. No one is going diving deep enough to need the current water resistance. They now use better electronic instruments if professional diving. Lume? you really need the brighter, longer lasting lume to aim while taking a leak at 3 am? Bracelet and clasp? You mean those super thick and heavy hunks of swollen metal that weigh down your wrist and are needlessly cumbersome? The early style oysters are still on the job 50+ years later. Let's see how those new bracelets hold up under their own excessive weight. Scratch resistant bezel? Try pricing a service replacement when they get knocked and crack. Service bezel inserts are cheap and easy to install.
You can keep those modern swollen, overweight grotesque caricatures of a Submariner.