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My wife would have smacked me upside the head and given me crap for having such dry skin on my heels 😁

Mine gave up on me... averaging around 250 miles per week on the bike and ample hiking has definitely fυcked up my foot modeling career options.
And here in the desert with an average 10-14% humidity I would have to sell my watches to afford the quantity of skin moisturizer necessary to keep my flesh supple.
 
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RN Wife pulled out another classic when I arrived home...

Her: "How was your ride today?"

Me: "Good until it wasn't... I borked it hard down a gravel hill."

Her: "Let me look."

I show her.

Her: "Don't be a pussy. You're fine."

RN's are one hard audience.

So I showed her my watch -

Her: "Poor baby, feel better," and then she kissed the crystal and walked away.

Some day that woman will show me some sympathy.
Man I feel that, got two doctor sisters and any time I ask them about anything I get a Lego sized violin

The oncologist is like “stop feeling sorry for yourself you haven’t had a bone marrow transplant”.
 
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RN Wife pulled out another classic when I arrived home...

Her: "How was your ride today?"

Me: "Good until it wasn't... I borked it hard down a gravel hill."

Her: "Let me look."

I show her.

Her: "Don't be a pussy. You're fine."

RN's are one hard audience.

So I showed her my watch -

Her: "Poor baby, feel better," and then she kissed the crystal and walked away.

Some day that woman will show me some sympathy.



Sounds like my wife, the Physician...