My first question of 2017 for you:

How do you instantly spot a member who's totally in to Speedmasters?

 

I see what you're doing there. Hang over, right?

 

They have a squirrel in their avatar.

 

Their avatar tagline reads "An Abject Slave to my Speedmaster"?

 

No, didn't go out on Amateur Night.

Yes, that's true, but how would you spot them here in a split second?

Hahaha! Squirrels don't like Speedies.

You're getting warmer.

 

Usually, by the number of post replies stirring the pot by someone with a squirrel avatar portraying himself as the Speedmaster Anti-Christ!

 

Now you guys are moving in the wrong direction.

 

Their avatar photo references either astronauts, space exploration, aviation, auto-racing, or squirrel cruelty....??

 

SHAZAM!!!! We have a winner! Astronauts or some NASA theme, or of course an actual Speedmaster, or parts of / from a Speedy.

 

They claim to have an autographed web-page from www.speedmaster101.com and some Spacefruit pajamas?

 

hmmm first you need a box, rope, stick and a speedy and wait patiently

 

Sorry, just a knee jerk reaction by my Speedy senses.

 

What did I win?

A 2998?!!

 

Braggin' rights! You can say you've figured 98% of them out.

 

Ain't necessarily so.

I have Diver Seamasters as well. Perhaps it's time to change my aviator to

 

Is there any animal with a smaller brain to body weight ratio than a squirrel? Just curious?

Not sure but I understand the Joisey squirrels have the highest differential

 

They quote from Moonwatch Only, but can't afford to buy a speedmaster.
No names mentioned.