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  1. 64Wing Mar 28, 2020

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    What did second wife say?
     
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  2. verithingeoff Mar 28, 2020

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    Usually used with "To Easy", as in "too easy mate she'll be right"
     
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  3. verithingeoff Mar 28, 2020

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    From my childhood a verse by Kipling
    Fill every passing minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run..............
     
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  4. STANDY schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector Mar 28, 2020

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    It’s like watching emu trying to shag a jam tin rolling down a hill
    My dad....
     
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  5. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Mar 29, 2020

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  6. gbesq Mar 29, 2020

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    “You know who was great at washing his hands!?! Joseph Stalin!”

    -Larry David as Bernie Sanders on SNL
     
  7. ahsposo Most fun screen name at ΩF Mar 29, 2020

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    Pontius Pilate was one of the originals.
     
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  8. ahsposo Most fun screen name at ΩF Mar 29, 2020

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    Timothy Leary said:

    There are three side effects of acid: enhanced long-term memory, decreased short-term memory, and I forget the third.
     
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  9. RI Omega Fan Mar 29, 2020

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    I posted this over on the coronavirus thread, but it bears repeating ~

    “Where there are heroes, there is hope.” - Winston Churchill
     
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  10. Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Mar 29, 2020

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    "BRAIINS!"

    brains.jpg

    - unknown Zombie
     
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