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First wife came in just as I saw this and asked what I was smiling at 😁
What did second wife say?
 
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"She'll be right!" Anonymous Australian (said seriously or sarcastically. I prefer the sarcasm view as a wheel missing from a SUV is far from "right")
Usually used with "To Easy", as in "too easy mate she'll be right"
 
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From my childhood a verse by Kipling
Fill every passing minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run..............
 
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It’s like watching emu trying to shag a jam tin rolling down a hill
My dad....
 
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“You know who was great at washing his hands!?! Joseph Stalin!”

-Larry David as Bernie Sanders on SNL
 
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“You know who was great at washing his hands!?! Joseph Stalin!”

-Larry David as Bernie Sanders on SNL
Pontius Pilate was one of the originals.
 
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Timothy Leary said:

There are three side effects of acid: enhanced long-term memory, decreased short-term memory, and I forget the third.
 
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I posted this over on the coronavirus thread, but it bears repeating ~

“Where there are heroes, there is hope.” - Winston Churchill