I still feel like a rookie around here, but I just noticed that my ratio is 1:1. Well balanced, I'd say! My wife still thinks otherwise....
Hey, your hobby could be chasing skirts in dive bars. Or golf. Either would keep you out of the house for hours. Watches are easy to store, have decent resale value, and you're right there on the computer if she needs you. Spin control gentlemen, spin control. Learn it.
Men as they age tend to go deaf first in the frequencies most common for the female voice, women tend to go deaf first in the frequencies of the female voice. Or as a friend said upon reading that, "there's all the proof you need of a creator"