It seems as though lately, there has been an over-abundance of "How do I..." Threads. But what's missing? How do I wind my Speedmaster? How do I set the time on my Speedmaster? I love my Seamaster...but how do I get it to love me back? My wife caught me polishing my Constellation; how do I make it up to her? I have all 50 of my manually-wound watches on winders - how do I determine which therapist to consult? I have moved the baby out into the garage because of my ever-expanding watch-box collection. Is there a risk the Dingoes may run off with it, and how do I prevent that?
My question is " How do I stop myself from buying more and more Omega watches". It's like an addiction. I always have them delivered to my work address so that my wife does not find out. I am not a rich guy so trying to hoard watch money is not easy. Maybe I should just take up drugs, it would be cheaper and a little less dangerous. Hic.