Pastorbottle
·One of these things has landed in my lap.![IMG_3330.jpeg IMG_3330.jpeg](https://omegaforums.net/data/attachments/1747/1747178-66d8eb3601c67d2518eb01ec01ed16d8.jpg?hash=ZtjrNgHGfS)
![IMG_3331.jpeg IMG_3331.jpeg](https://omegaforums.net/data/attachments/1747/1747179-b00486a262c8c5c161a03ae7d9743539.jpg?hash=sASGomLIxc)
It’s a Philip Stein, Teslar wellness watch.
The manufacturer’s site https://philipstein.com/ claims that these watches have “Natural Frequency Technology” apparently they are meant to relieve stress, improve cognitive function and help with overall sleep function………..my inner cynic was screaming “Bollocks! “ as soon as I saw it.
So I removed the case back to find 2 Miyota cal 5R32 quartz movements so no great leap of technology to be found there
![IMG_3332.jpeg IMG_3332.jpeg](https://omegaforums.net/data/attachments/1747/1747180-4c35555e09115cc8562faf0e720015a7.jpg?hash=TDVVXgkRXM)
But the case back has 2 bits of copper foil stuck to a pair of small windows in it.
![IMG_3333.jpeg IMG_3333.jpeg](https://omegaforums.net/data/attachments/1747/1747181-07c2fd58a47e1e3321aa6bd7db26fd88.jpg?hash=B8L9WKR-Hj)
So I gather these 2 bits of copper foil are the secret to “Natural Frequency Technology” although the case back actually uses the phrase “Teslar Quantum Technology” ( Given the similarity to the name Tesla, I wonder if Elon Musk's army of lawyers didn’t put a stop to that )
And the case back also informs us that the chips were made in the USA…. I can only take that to mean the 2 bits of copper foil!
It never ceases to amaze me how gullible some people are to swallow all this new age, fish slapping, peace, bongs and brown rice hippy bullshit, hook line and bloody sinker.![Screw Loose ::screwloose:: ::screwloose::](/styles/omegaforums/screwloose.gif)
The website features comedic pricing, lots of vague airy fairy bullshit, any very little in the way of useful information… nothing that I could see about such things a dimensions, which movements are used etc.
For those of you unfamiliar with the term fish slapping, see this:
![IMG_3330.jpeg IMG_3330.jpeg](https://omegaforums.net/data/attachments/1747/1747178-66d8eb3601c67d2518eb01ec01ed16d8.jpg?hash=ZtjrNgHGfS)
![IMG_3331.jpeg IMG_3331.jpeg](https://omegaforums.net/data/attachments/1747/1747179-b00486a262c8c5c161a03ae7d9743539.jpg?hash=sASGomLIxc)
It’s a Philip Stein, Teslar wellness watch.
The manufacturer’s site https://philipstein.com/ claims that these watches have “Natural Frequency Technology” apparently they are meant to relieve stress, improve cognitive function and help with overall sleep function………..my inner cynic was screaming “Bollocks! “ as soon as I saw it.
So I removed the case back to find 2 Miyota cal 5R32 quartz movements so no great leap of technology to be found there
![IMG_3332.jpeg IMG_3332.jpeg](https://omegaforums.net/data/attachments/1747/1747180-4c35555e09115cc8562faf0e720015a7.jpg?hash=TDVVXgkRXM)
But the case back has 2 bits of copper foil stuck to a pair of small windows in it.
![IMG_3333.jpeg IMG_3333.jpeg](https://omegaforums.net/data/attachments/1747/1747181-07c2fd58a47e1e3321aa6bd7db26fd88.jpg?hash=B8L9WKR-Hj)
So I gather these 2 bits of copper foil are the secret to “Natural Frequency Technology” although the case back actually uses the phrase “Teslar Quantum Technology” ( Given the similarity to the name Tesla, I wonder if Elon Musk's army of lawyers didn’t put a stop to that )
And the case back also informs us that the chips were made in the USA…. I can only take that to mean the 2 bits of copper foil!
It never ceases to amaze me how gullible some people are to swallow all this new age, fish slapping, peace, bongs and brown rice hippy bullshit, hook line and bloody sinker.
![Screw Loose ::screwloose:: ::screwloose::](/styles/omegaforums/screwloose.gif)
The website features comedic pricing, lots of vague airy fairy bullshit, any very little in the way of useful information… nothing that I could see about such things a dimensions, which movements are used etc.
For those of you unfamiliar with the term fish slapping, see this:
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