oh no....i bought all of the wrong watches.....

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Maybe I should be embarrassed to admit this, but I have a couple of Squale-cased watches in my vintage diver collection. In case we need to send him photos. What is his fee?


Why does he hate squale so much I don’t get it 🤨
 
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This is amazing! People pay him to roast their collection? It's like he's a ball-busting dom for self-conscious watch nerds who don't own Daytonas?
 
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When you said microwave I thought he literally microwaved the watches. I'd watch that... I know it's not just me.
 
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Also I know @Archer is just getting worked up because he's competing in the Arch** space.

Remember: Archer fixes watches, Archie microwaves them.

As we all know: Archer > Archie 😁
 
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I have now watched a few of his videos, and unfortunately he is an idiot. Knows very little about watches, can't pronounce most of the manufacturer's names, and expresses opinions that are totally arbitrary and unjustified. Still, he's reasonably entertaining for about 30s when performing a review.
 
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I have now watched a few of his videos.

My condolences.
 
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Also I know @Archer is just getting worked up because he's competing in the Arch** space.

Remember: Archer fixes watches, Archie microwaves them.

As we all know: Archer > Archie 😁
Actually I'm surprised @Archer isn't a fan and subscribed to his channel.
 
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I found that he charges $50 US for a regular review, or $100 for a long or "express" review. You can also pay him for advice on your collection, or to advertise on his refrigerator. Or you can just donate. The problem with his business model IMO is that the style and content of his reviews and other videos don't really inspire confidence in his expertise a consultant.
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arch definitely has a few screws loose, and at times it does look like he's going to suffer a complete break down.

but i will say he's entertaining for the most part. more than many youtube watch personalities
 
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...but i will say he's entertaining for the most part...
Ditto.

Actually, I really like him...the chaotic-ness of his material and presentation is very entertaining [to me] for some reason. I especially get a kick out of all the nutty stuff that appears on his wall and refrigerator. 👍
 
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...I especially get a kick out of all the nutty stuff that appears on his wall and refrigerator. 👍
Sooo...I’m thinking that he may have gotten laid in Bangor, Maine or something...I’ve seen multiple [and different] “I [heart] Bangor Maine” and/or “I love Bangor Maine” placards on his wall/refrigerator of chaos. 👍
 
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Test...

I ❤️ Bangor Maine

Test complete...
 
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This is a drinking game, right? I started taking a drink every time he says "fυcking" but I passed out before the video was through.
 
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I gotta tell ya...I gotta tell ya...I gotta be honest with ya...not all Aussies are like the chief pontificator
 
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Actually I'm surprised @Archer isn't a fan and subscribed to his channel.

I've never managed to make it past a couple of minutes in any video if his I've ever watched. The channels I'm subscribed to are all freely seen by looking at my YouTube channel...you won't find any fat, sweaty, ranting Australians in my list...
 
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I should have stopped watching after the first few minutes, but he’s just so fascinatingly repugnant.
 
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arch is back at it. some poor dude pays him for advice and he basically wings the the whole video chastising the dude that paid for it.

there are so many vintage watches at the price points the guy asked and arch basically told him to buy a seiko or something else.

awful advice on just about every level.

 
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The best you can say about this guy is that he doesn't matter. That is also the worst thing you can say about anyone. A sentiment well earned in this case.