Invicta is alive and well. Several very large displays throughout the San Juan, PR airport, all with customers. No Omegas in the duty free shop, but there was a decent display of Tissot and Swatches.

 

But, I'm assuming you have to pay hefty oversize luggage fee to get it onto the plane, right?

 

Without question. Even Southwest won’t count them as one of your two free bags.

 

I assume those were outside the doodie-free ship.

 

WELL outside.

 

I like watches. But when I see the dinner plate size Inshitticas, I find it amusing. Really? Nice pants, nice shirt, nice shoes and then a giant size watch. Seriously?

 

Maybe the dude is a secret agent and on the way home he has to make a quick pit stop 1000m under the ocean.

 

Those watches should be heavy enough to drag him down to 1000m.

 

Man in red shirt “Look hun, he’s wearing a MoonSwatch”

 

What you fail to realize is that this marks him as a "Bro".
A Bro is:
Always at the ready.
Dependable - as long as it's convenient to his gym schedule.
Just started a new roofing business.
Drives a new RAM diesel with a Punisher decal in the cab window.
Prefers acid-washed skinny jeans.
Believes in America, Toby Keith and Metallica.
Has a heavily used tanning salon membership card.
A barely used library card.
Kneels at the Church of Joe Rogan & Jordan Peterson.
Purchases ammo in the back of Sportsman's Warehouse and 24 Hour Energy & Jolly Ranchers at the front checkout.
Lives for new Tom Cruise and Mark Wahlberg movies.
Has five hotspots and a subwoofer in every room of his newly built 2500sq ft house but no family or lawn laid down ~ yet, to both.
Prefers Bud Light but will splurge for White Claw given the size of the date's breasts.
Recently purchased a NOS Vanilla Ice poster off eBay but hasn't made it to Target to pick out a frame.
Loves authentic Italian cuisine -- eats at Olive Garden every Friday night.

 

I see you have met a large chunk of Americans

 

OMG! I'm a Bro. Well maybe a Closet Bro

 

There's help friend.
1-800-IMADICK
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Don't give up, don't lose hope...

 

I’m working on a watch deal at a place that has this in the window

 

That is on fleek.

 

Those pushers are way too small!

 

It’s like when someone asks if their jeans make their ass look big….it’s not the jeans.

 

Judgemental much?

 

Is there any other way to be as long as it's smartass and having fun?

 

Gee I hit on a few of those, time to buy an Invicta.