@Mad Dog
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Donuts or not, I too wish Mr Dog a very Merry Christmas! And the very same to all our favourite regulars.

 

Thanks...and a Merry Christmas to all the OFers.

I finally get to do usher duty again at my local Presbyterian Church for Christmas Eve tomorrow...due to COVID limitations, I get to usher congregation members to and from various plastic Christmas scenes...plastic baby Jesus [in a plastic manger], plastic Mary and Joseph, and plastic Three Wise Men...and I think there’ll be some plastic donkeys. Anyway, I won’t be late for usher duties because I’ll be wearing my 105.003-64 [see Mad Dog Christmas action figure below pointing to the 105.003-64]...it’s a Speedmaster Christmas...

 

And wishing Mad Dog & family a very Merry Christmas too, will you be wearing your Christmas suit for your usher duties at the local Presbyterian church today .

 

Thank you...and no, I will NOT be wearing that Christmas suit for usher duties at the local Presbyterian Church today. The jacket [which also lights up via a battery pack] is most likely too loud for usher duties...and unfortunately it’s NOT my jacket...I briefly borrowed it [for that pic] during a Christmas party a few years ago. In addition, the Christmas colored eyeglasses, bow tie, and shirt buttons don’t exist...they were colored [for that pic] via Apple Crayon and are therefore fake.

 

At the local Dunkin’ a few minutes ago...

 

All he needs now is a "Fragile" leg lamp from Italy.

Merry Christmas Mad Dog!

 

That Mad Dog - he just keeps on giving

 

A special for Mad Dog

 

Back from usher duties at the Presbyterian Church...and it’s a Christmas miracle...the display animals were NOT plastic! I thought they were going to be plastic for some reason...

 

Definitely not plastic! Also, kudos for wearing a Dunkin’ hat and mask for church.

 

Interesting... God is in DOuGhnuts, although I'm not sure (he/ she/ it) approved shortening the name simply to Dunkin'

 

Yeppers...I figured a Hooters hat and mask probably wouldn’t have gone over too well...

 

Ya this thread is getting out of hand at least mad dog hadn’t put up those seizure inducing blinking posts. Still his proximity to those farm animals and his obvious excitement of said proximity do hereby force me to cat this thread before something really weird happens. Still, merry Christmas to the dog man

 

Mad DOG, not CAT.

 

The “cat” as you call him happens to be a mod here, bite your tongue

 

WOOF!

 

ok I warned you, you woke. her up things are about to get serious

 

GOD dam you are right!

...surprised it took me this long to figure out how they came up with Mad Dog. It should have been obvious from the first post that I saw several years ago

 

Alright @Walrus -hit ‘em again!