OK, we've all seen them, descriptions and or listing titles that are rather amusing because the writer is not a native English speaker.

I'll start.

 

Dear seller, is this a car or a watch?
Regards.

 

My favorite part of this is the "Yes".

 

I am selling a watch and some time ago I was contacted by a buyer who sent me this combo: scam+lost in translation+amateur logo of the bank.



To this money deposited to your account, You need to MAKE THE SHIPPING to the buyer's delivery Address and send us the Scanned receipt or the TRACKING Number for verification.This is the new CPP (Customer Protection Policy)we signed with various security agency to protect the seller and buyer against fraud. Your account will be credited immediately we verify the Scanned receipt or the TRACKING Number you send to us. You need to send the Scanned receipt or the TRACKING Number to the Bank Service Deposit for Immediate verification so we can activate the money into your account without any delay.

 

I got a great deal on a Remania powered Sinn 903 out of Japan...

 

I love it when people "activate money."

 

Vintage BLK Ventura....may also have windshield scratches....

Also light corrosion...should buff right out.

 

You realise that logo is genuine?

 

Captain obvious just joined the post.

 

I've no idea what your point is. You stated "amateur logo of the bank". It's not.

 

Think he is referring to the picture being used in the link but it got lost in translation

 

Not really watch related, I apologize for the drift, but it does seems a good fit for the thread

 

Exactly.

 

Definitely the real thing.

Porsche IS Italian

 

I'll only pay in vintage Italian money.

 

Liras ❤️