Here is one of the best seller's descriptions I have seen for quite some time (the watch was a 1950s Seamaster in a steel 2577 case, just like thousands of others) -

"VERY RARE 1950s OMEGA SEAMASTER WATCH INDEED WITH THE 354 AUTO BUMPER MOVEMENT
SWAN NECK REGULATOR
WITH THE VERY RARE STUNNING ORIGINAL BLACK DIAL IN BEAUTIFUL CONDITION . VERY RARE MODEL .
WORKING KEEPING VERY GOOD TIME INDEED
FITTED WITH A ORIGINAL OMEGA STAILESS STEEL BRACELET
PLEASE VIEW THIS STUNNING QUALITY MOVEMENT.
THIS IS ONE FOR THE COLLECTOR .
VERY WEARABLE VINTAGE QUALITY WATCH INDEED
ANY QUESTIONS VERY WELCOME "

Does this set some kind of record for "very", "rare" and "indeed"?

 

It's a "very" watch.

 

Indeed!

 

Haha

 

Indeed - Very Rare!

 

Also the word "stunning" in a title or description usually means stay away...

 

Indeed, we very rarely, see such a rare watch on eBay.

 

Yes, I hadn't spotted that he used "stunning" twice, just for good measure.