Joe Dirt watch.

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Anyone know what brand/reference Joe Dirt wore in the first Joe Dirt movie? This is not a pop quiz...I’m asking because I don’t know...and for some odd reason I’m curious about the Joe Dirt watch...

 
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The blinking arrow here helps explain where on the body a wristwatch is worn.
 
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The blinking arrow here helps explain where on the body a wristwatch is worn.
And can give you a nice seizure
 
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I can't tell the watch brand or the cigarette brand.
 
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You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
 
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You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

If this was from memory, I salute you.
 
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If this was from memory, I salute you.

Lol at one time, yes I could have recited that from memory. However, I did have to consult the Google to make sure I got it right.
I had to replace that in my brain with other useless information I suppose.
 
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Well, parkerized style case, looks like big triangle lume at 12/6 with small triangle foe the rest - no date, sapphire crystal and larger than 34mm so not vintage. The case would suggest a modern Hamilton Khaki but the dial isn’t so not sure.
 
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...and for some odd reason I’m curious about the Joe Dirt watch...
I finally figured out why I was curious about the Joe Dirt watch. The curiosity stems from the fact that I own a mullet/tat kit that I utilize for specific occasions. Also, the watch brand/reference pictured below is my beloved 1986 Seiko 6309-7049 which I purchased new in 1987 while on military active duty...

 
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And if you want a watch on a massive cuff, go big or go home

What Wil Wheaton thinks he sees in the mirror.
 
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I'm afraid to ask what those "specific occasions" might be. I'd bet that watch is no better than a Timex and likely a quartz.
 
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PLEASE let it be an Invicta ..... would be so appropriate based on the Invicta cruise pics I saw a few years ago
 
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I had a fossil watch back in the day that resembles that. Maybe it’s a fossil?
 
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Lol I still love the fact that it was on a Carnival boat.
The Invicta of cruise lines.