Let me guess you’ll also be personally notifying the Smithsonian, issuing a public retraction to every watch blog, and demanding Jacoby Bender gets a posthumous Nobel for spring-loaded end links? Because clearly,
you are the last watch enthusiast on Earth who cares about
historical integrity while the rest of us happily sip our $8 lattes, blissfully wearing our
vibe branded Forstners like the ignorant sheep we are. Meanwhile, actual historians, patent offices, and NASA archives quietly weep as a company slaps “worn on the Moon” on a product whose biggest innovation is… not pinching your wrist hairs.
Save us from corporate deception, one aggressively moralized Reddit post at a time. Just don’t expect a parade. Though maybe a
JB Champion USA branded cape would help with the superhero aesthetic.