Don't take it to school........If they find out all the other kids will want one!
Actually the hair reminds me of the old joke
A drunk walks into a barber shop, and asks: "Do you cut ladies hair?"
The barber replies: "Yes, no problem"
The drunk opens his mouth and pointing to a very small gap between some teeth, says: "Good! you can get this annoying little bastard that's stuck in here!"