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I wish I could make this up, but sadly I can't.

Title: Vintage Bumper "Omega" Men's Wrist Watch (Bond collection) - Picture clearly shows Quartz not bumper.

Item description:
This watch is made by switzerland - The Swiss government?
Genuine leather - I've never seen a genuine leather watch.
In 3 days bidding buyer want to pay - Maybe the buyer doesn't want to pay!
Shipping with in 14-21 days - Wow! What a quick turnaround for charging $100 to ship.
Give us positive feedback - Damn it!
Buyers want to pay return shipping fees - I always want to pay return shipping. Duh!

This maybe the cheapest Omega that I have seen sold on ebay. Not including the shipping of course.....

 

Where's the Omega?

 

Exactly. I should have put "Omega".

 

Caliber 351, no less! 12 mm thick? Hmm! Someone will buy it.

 

Over/under on how long before the buyer shows up asking about authenticity?

 

Oooooh. It sold alright. $6!

 

Relisted here:

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OK. Enough is enough. I reported it to ebay.