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·Jan 4, 2023

Right before dinner this evening The Wife says, "Close your eyes and hold out your hands" (my male brain immediately went into overdrive ~ "She's handing me something to dress her/undress her with" or "A court mandated restraining order").
Husband that I am I comply.
A plastic mailer is placed in my hands while I get a pluck on the cheek. And then whispered into my ear, "A late Christmas gift... I love you even though you're my biggest pain in the ass."

•/90 t-shirt from London!!

*I meant to smile but was too focused on how homely I am and how crooked my nostril is (when the fυck did that happen?)...

 

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·Jan 4, 2023

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You missed the Real collectable T-Shirt

https://omegaforums.net/threads/n-a-s-a-limited-edition-eclipse-t-shirts-up-for-grabs.62469/

 

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You missed the Real collectable T-Shirt

https://omegaforums.net/threads/n-a-s-a-limited-edition-eclipse-t-shirts-up-for-grabs.62469/

Shit. Had I known I would have been all over that

 

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M'Bob

·Jan 4, 2023

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*I meant to smile but was too focused on how homely I am and how crooked my nostril is (when the fυck did that happen?)...

Yeah, but about about the Turkey neck?


(Takes one to know one…) 😀

 

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JwRosenthal

·Jan 4, 2023

Yup- she gets it. Love when a partner not only supports our affliction but actually contributes to or partakes in it.

Or maybe this was a hint that she is now expecting an Ed White in return….

 

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janice&fred

·Jan 4, 2023

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how homely I am

Your picture is a lame attempt to steal the thunder from @Mad Dog. If you want to try again, put a bit more effort into your grooming. They ain't got no BIC shavers out there in East Bumfuck?

 

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janice&fred

Your picture is a lame attempt to steal the thunder from @Mad Dog. If you want to try again, put a bit more effort into your grooming. They ain't got no BIC shavers out there in East Bumfuck?

More effort eh...
How about a Bird/90?

 

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·Jan 4, 2023

M'Bob

Yeah, but about about the Turkey neck?


(Takes one to know one…) 😀

Hate the "Turknecky" - as I call it. Wife calls it a "Battle Scar" (one of a metric shit-ton from a poorly drawn life)... long story for another time.

 

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M'Bob

·Jan 4, 2023

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Hate the "Turknecky" - as I call it. Wife calls it a "Battle Scar" (one of a metric shit-ton from a poorly drawn life)... long story for another time.

Cool specs though…

 

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janice&fred

·Jan 4, 2023

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More effort eh...
How about a Bird/90?

Right back at ya

 

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janice&fred

Right back at ya

It's Official: we are now soul bound ~ Bros O' The Bird.

You know what that means doncha... it means, well I don't know what it means but it's gotta mean something.

 

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janice&fred

·Jan 4, 2023

M'Bob

Cool specs though…

Looks like the fool needs to hoover the dust of them. Right after he shaves. Oh, and did something with that head.

 

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janice&fred

Looks like the fool needs to hoover the dust of them. Right after he shaves. Oh, and did something with that head.

Bro is now officially shredding on me.
"janice&shred"
I'll shave, dustbust my correctives and Dabba-Doo my hair right after you fix those typos.

 

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M'Bob

·Jan 4, 2023

I love you guys…now I can just sit back, smoke my pipe, and relax and enjoy. The fact that I don’t smoke a pipe is completely irrelevant…

 

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·Jan 4, 2023

M'Bob

I love you guys…now I can just sit back, smoke my pipe, and relax and enjoy. The fact that I don’t smoke a pipe is completely irrelevant…

Never too late to get a new howler monkey on one's back... fυck tobacco, go large or go home - go Meth.
😁

 

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Mad Dog

·Jan 4, 2023

M'Bob

Yeah, but about about the Turkey neck?


(Takes one to know one…) 😀

All the cool kids have the turkey neck…😁…

 

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·Jan 4, 2023

Mad Dog

All the cool kids have the turkey neck…😁…

Righteousness. 👍

PS→ you've obviously gotten your money's worth outta that Bird Digit... fucker is as bent as John Muir's walking stick. Righteousness to that too!

 

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janice&fred

·Jan 5, 2023

Mad Dog

All the cool kids have the turkey neck…😁…

Nice head.

 

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pdxleaf

·Jan 5, 2023·"I cut it TWICE and it's still short!"

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A plastic mailer is placed in my hands while I get a pluck on the cheek. And then whispered into my ear, "A late Christmas gift... I love you even though you're my biggest pain in the ass."

•/90 t-shirt from London!!

*I meant to smile but was too focused on how homely I am and how crooked my nostril is (when the fυck did that happen?)...

Much respect to Mrs. SC1. She knows what is a DON and she found you a cool present for your wierd hobby. Very sweet!

You call those nostrils? My brother and I walk in a room and our friends say, "there goes all the oxygen." They are "lovingly" referred to as our jet intake nostrils. I'll spare you a picture and apologize for the mental image.

Great glasses.