How to transform a watch I paid $100 for for one worth $500? Description! Description! Description! His description: "12 k gf chain with bates pocket knife. From father in laws collection, minimum 30 years old." His picture: What it actually is: High grade movement. 14ct solid gold! Such a beautiful watch...
Nope, he's preoccupied with finding out what happened to the car that his son-in-law characterized on Craigslist as a "nice old, silver Mercedes with funny doors that open upwards!".