Hilarious summary/generalisation of watch brands

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Keith88lx

·Jul 10, 2019

I like that. Rolex sub Type c is my in laws to a t. Always angled to show that they own rolexes.

 

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Nobel Prize

·Jul 10, 2019·Spell Master!

Very funny!! Thank you for sharing! What do you wear?

 

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timestamp

·Jul 10, 2019

If I combine and weigh these characters according to the occurrences in my collection.... uh oh. 🤦

 

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blufinz52

·Jul 10, 2019·Hears dead people, not watch rotors.

That was great. I laughed out loud at Rolex Type D. Thanks.

 

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sdre

·Jul 10, 2019

Nobel Prize

Very funny!! Thank you for sharing! What do you wear?

currently, mostly Seikos and UGs haha thankfully.

 

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verithingeoff

·Jul 10, 2019

Tudor: You assert that the Black Bay 58 is what Rolex “used to be”. You take pride in the quality of the bezel on your Pelagos. You either never will admit, or say all the time, that you wish you had a Rolex.
Great post, many a laugh going though the list. However the Rolex/Tudor thing.....nah
I have a Pelagos and a Sub and love them equally.

 

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nzshadow

·Jul 10, 2019

No Heuer?

 

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cmdoehlert

·Jul 11, 2019

Worked for me. Thanks

 

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Slowpoker

·Jul 11, 2019

That list was great!
Love the Rolex, Omega and Timex generalisations especially.

Shame about Hublot though... 🙁

 

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FlyingSnoopy

·Jul 11, 2019

Lol
Actually some are quite true,..
Cheers

 

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durri70

·Jul 11, 2019

Funny

 

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albertob

·Jul 11, 2019

Rolex C - exactly my brother Living in Chicago

 

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watchknut

·Jul 11, 2019

verithingeoff

Tudor: You assert that the Black Bay 58 is what Rolex “used to be”. You take pride in the quality of the bezel on your Pelagos. You either never will admit, or say all the time, that you wish you had a Rolex.
Great post, many a laugh going though the list. However the Rolex/Tudor thing.....nah
I have a Pelagos and a Sub and love them equally.

Jesus, the Sub looks a midsize!

 

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OmPam60

·Jul 11, 2019

It’s like Dennis Miller taking a jab at watch guys, I love it!!

 

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jimmyd13

·Jul 11, 2019

The Patrimony really is far more elegant than the Calatrava ... but I find myself wondering where my Jaquet Droz is?

 

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Edward53

·Jul 12, 2019

krh7

this is great! i think the omega description is one of the most ho-hum, however.

There ought to be two Omega categories: one for Speedmaster and one for everything else.

 

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64Wing

·Aug 28, 2019

Cringed when I read the Omega stereotype because it should read "all 12 manned Apollo missions"

Then I realized the bastard that wrote this is right about me

 

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kirns

·Sep 2, 2019

That GO stereotype stung a little 🙁

 

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Larry S

·Sep 3, 2019·Color Commentator for the Hyperbole.

Best thread I’ve read in quite a while... spot on!

 

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Decrin

·Sep 4, 2019

What I want to become is the Lange owner, what I currently am is the Seiko owner, uncannily accurate