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Help me find a Vacheron Constantin for a Victoria's Secret model

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I was showing some pictures of my former watches to the Victoria's Secret models and the Hawaiian Tropic girls, and one of the VS models (who I can't name for privacy reasons) said she'd trade a weekend in the Bahamas for my help finding a VC Malte Grande like I used to own. She looks even more sexier wearing a man's watch, if that's possible, so I naturally said okay.... because what straight male could resist a VS model? Anyway, the model number is 81000/000J-8975 in 18k gold with the caliber 1400 powering it. Here's what it looks like:

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In case you were wondering, I did tell my wife about this and she thinks I'm telling tall tales, so she granted me permission (a weekend pass of sorts) to pursue this. Help me spend an epic couple of nights of debauchery with one of the hottest chics in the world!
 
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At least my wife can cook.

Here’s a photo of her preparing a quiet dinner for us at home:
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I see what you did there...

Will need to see a picture of you and said VS model with raw and then cooked chicken (don't swap duck in the 'after' shot) with a clock in the background clearly displaying 7:13 pm to validate your claim...

...and no google-foo from you!
 
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Geezus, you guys are skeptics! Let me see if I can get her to agree to one 'proof of life' style photograph.
 
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I want to buy a Rolex Datejust, I will pay full price. The reason I am buying is because God himself came down from the heavens and told me it would match my cars.
Here is a picture of my garage:
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Can someone please explain what the big f 🤬 kin' deal is if I'm offering to buy at a full fair price? Who the hell cares what the story behind it is?
 
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Now, don't make a big deal of this - I got Miranda to agree to one picture. There's no clock on the balcony, and I had to snap a quick photo before she went to prepare the chicken for lunch, so here's the best I could do:

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Now, don't make a big deal of this - I got Miranda to agree to one picture. There's no clock on the balcony, and I had to snap a quick photo before she went to prepare the chicken for lunch, so here's the best I could do:

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I believe ya, but this is the nearest I can offer ...
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Now, don't make a big deal of this - I got Miranda to agree to one picture. There's no clock on the balcony, and I had to snap a quick photo before she went to prepare the chicken for lunch, so here's the best I could do:

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Never underestimate a woman with 6 breasts! Or is that 8?
 
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Vacherin you say? That’s my kind of Cheese? Here’s some I made earlier, what do you mean this is a picture off the internet? I’ll have you know my good friend @tyrantlizardrex took this picture this morning

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i woke up and the "other" WTB add is gone. did it spiral out of control?
 
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i woke up and the "other" WTB add is gone. did it spiral out of control?
All was ok when I last looked at around 12am GMT. Things must have turned very nasty.

If it’s not there anymore, I guess I change my avatar back! 👍
 
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That thread spiraled from post 1 lol.
This one is definitely better though.
 
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This one is definitely better though.

Well, thank you! Where else can you get a nugget like "More chicken = more proof"? (I cracked myself up while typing that! 😜) There's even a post about cheese which is a VERY popular subject on ΩF. 👍
 
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Now, don't make a big deal of this - I got Miranda to agree to one picture. There's no clock on the balcony, and I had to snap a quick photo before she went to prepare the chicken for lunch, so here's the best I could do:

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EVERYONE KNOWS THAT'S NATASHA!
 
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