First, thanks to all who responded with suggestions.
Well after some great assistance from a forum member who works for Google, it's still a problem, and one that I no longer wish to waste other people's time with (and It'll also save me from becoming a bit violent toward my tablet).
So if there are any Android gurus with VAG (VW, Audi, Seat etc) vehicles who would like a Version 1 OBDEleven dongle to tinker with just PM me.
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