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Ah yes. And tomorrow we get the Black Friday fights at Walmart videos. I love the holidays!
In the true spirit of the American thanksgiving spirit, I am going to invite myself to my neighbors house for dinner, force them into their backyard at gunpoint, fence them on to a barren patch of dirt in the corner and give them blankets covered in small pox.
Then when I realize years later there are mineral rights to be had under their barren patch of dirt that I “gave” them, I will move them again to the muddy part of the yard and leave them with a gallon jug of alcohol. Eventually I will let them set up a slot machine next to the alley for passers-by to come and see them in their “native land”but I’m keeping a close eye on them…can’t let them get too upitty.
Party Pooper!