Happy Thanksgiving 'Merica (take your watch off if frying your Turkey)

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Happy turkey day to you 'Muricans...

I admit I have deep fired a turkey a couple of times - it's tasty I admit:



But I've found a way to get the crispy skin without the added dangers...
 
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Some American neighbours just invited us in to share some Thanks giving bounty... not sure how they got a long distance take out but I did see this ‘big bird’ overhead earlier. Very generous and friendly in the spirit of the occasion as I now understand it - uncertain about some of the the grub.... but you guys make great pies for sure...so happy thanksgiving everyone :0)
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Ah yes. And tomorrow we get the Black Friday fights at Walmart videos. I love the holidays!
 
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In the true spirit of the American thanksgiving spirit, I am going to invite myself to my neighbors house for dinner, force them into their backyard at gunpoint, fence them on to a barren patch of dirt in the corner and give them blankets covered in small pox.
Then when I realize years later there are mineral rights to be had under their barren patch of dirt that I “gave” them, I will move them again to the muddy part of the yard and leave them with a gallon jug of alcohol. Eventually I will let them set up a slot machine next to the alley for passers-by to come and see them in their “native land”but I’m keeping a close eye on them…can’t let them get too upitty.
 
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Ah yes. And tomorrow we get the Black Friday fights at Walmart videos. I love the holidays!

If Walmart was smart they would sell the footage on pay per view
 
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In the true spirit of the American thanksgiving spirit, I am going to invite myself to my neighbors house for dinner, force them into their backyard at gunpoint, fence them on to a barren patch of dirt in the corner and give them blankets covered in small pox.
Then when I realize years later there are mineral rights to be had under their barren patch of dirt that I “gave” them, I will move them again to the muddy part of the yard and leave them with a gallon jug of alcohol. Eventually I will let them set up a slot machine next to the alley for passers-by to come and see them in their “native land”but I’m keeping a close eye on them…can’t let them get too upitty.
Party Pooper!
 
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They paid us back by getting us to think it's good to eat turkey on a holiday.