This has to push some buttons somewhere: https://www.foxnews.com/science/pictures-fattest-squirrel-in-uk-cant-stop-eating
Thought I had a squirrel photo on my phone, but I’m sadly disappointed. I do have this picture of my toast, sans one bite, and now looking like a rabbit. It happened on Easter, so technically I believe it is a miracle. You decide. And also Sasquatch... That’s all I got, back to squirrels