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ERECTION....WANT A LAUGH

  1. a1watch

    a1watch May 4, 2012

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    BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection

    5 days ago MSN NEWS STORY

    BMW is being sued after a customer found his BMW motorcycle gave him a persistent, lasting erection. No, not because it morphed into a sexy woman like that one Fiat ad, but because its custom "ridge-like" Corbin-Pacific seat, on which he sat for a total of four hours, gave him priapism (medical talk for a persistent, lasting erection) which he further claims has made him unable to engage in sexual activity TO THIS DAY. Whaaaat? A minute ago we were writing this seat down on our personal shopping wish list; now we are discreetly crossing it off. If BMW is found liable, they will owe him money for lost wages, personal injury, medical expenses, product liability and negligent infliction of emotional distress.
     
  2. dsio Ω 2

    dsio Ash @ ΩF Staff Member May 4, 2012

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    Personally its the E46 M3 CSL that causes that problem for me, but it has nothing to do with the seat...
     
  3. a1watch

    a1watch May 4, 2012

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    I think if I had this problem I would get a camera not a lawyer...lol
     
  4. rbird7282

    rbird7282 May 5, 2012

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    Looks like I'm buying a BMW motorcycle tomorrow and then calliing every woman I know.
     
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    dsio Ash @ ΩF Staff Member May 5, 2012

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    Your sisters probably won't be impressed ::rimshot::
     
  6. rbird7282

    rbird7282 May 5, 2012

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    OK, every woman between 25-45 that I know and am not related to.