eBay is annoying because...

Spacefruit

Since arriving in America and acquiring a teenage stepson, I don’t even notice any fυcking thing.

All the fυcking time.

And apparently “fυck you” means a simple, and surprisingly non violent, “No”

I am way to old to be having to learn this (fυcking) stuff but I love my wife so I do.

fυck.

Vercingetorix

I don't trust anybody who
a. Doesn't swear
b. Doesn't drink
c. Doesn't believe the devil is their friend

Im guessing we will never have to do business.

U ulackfocus

Amateurs. 🙄 Only in the car, or during the lead up to an actual fight, should you yell "fυck you!" - and it should be accompanied by flipping the bird at the target of your wrath. Never, ever, say it to a family member.

It's otherwise an adjective, as in "Do I look like a fυcking moron?", "Is this some kind of fυcking joke?", or "Get that fυcking piece of shit out of my sight!".
It's also preferable to say "fυck off" instead of "fυck you" when you want to emphatically say "No".

When simply said by itself, the word "fυck" (often extended and said slowly) is like a picture: it says a thousand words. For instance, if you spill your coffee, and subsequently drop & break the coffee pot, which sends shattered glass and liquid all over the floor, then the dog cuts its paw before you clean it up, a simple "ffffffuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk" covers the entire situation.

Got it? Spacefruit does:

Perfect conjugation!

WhatYourWatchSay

Frankly nothing more annoying that trying to have a conversation with someone and every other word out their mouth is fυck. Especially worse when they're talking like that around their kids.

Vercingetorix

I don't trust anybody who
a. Doesn't swear
b. Doesn't drink
c. Doesn't believe the devil is their friend

Im guessing we will never have to do business.

isaac.owen.nz

its a pleasure to meet you, friend!

bgrisso

Wow that is total BS and really effing sucks. Any thoughts on how to protect against this?