Mad Dog
·Happened a few days ago at work…
There I was…going through security at the airport…dude (a fellow pilot from the same airline) is behind me and I see his watch…and I say, “Nice Panera, dude!”
*pause*
I heard what I had just said and I couldn’t believe it…pilot dude is looking at me like I’m some sort of freaky douche bag (and I don’t blame him one bit). I attempted to recover by stating, “My bad, dude, I meant to say “Panerai”…yeah, “Panerai”…not “Panera” as in that “Panera Bread” place! I think I’ve had too much Dunkin’ coffee already and can’t talk correctly…I think I need to give it the old college try and cut back on the Dunkin’…or at least switch to Dunkin’ decaf…my bad!”
Please share so I don’t feel like a freaky douche bag.
There I was…going through security at the airport…dude (a fellow pilot from the same airline) is behind me and I see his watch…and I say, “Nice Panera, dude!”
*pause*
I heard what I had just said and I couldn’t believe it…pilot dude is looking at me like I’m some sort of freaky douche bag (and I don’t blame him one bit). I attempted to recover by stating, “My bad, dude, I meant to say “Panerai”…yeah, “Panerai”…not “Panera” as in that “Panera Bread” place! I think I’ve had too much Dunkin’ coffee already and can’t talk correctly…I think I need to give it the old college try and cut back on the Dunkin’…or at least switch to Dunkin’ decaf…my bad!”
Please share so I don’t feel like a freaky douche bag.