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··Ash @ ΩFThe aforementioned Absolut Hermes drinking tie (not Smirnoff as I had thought)
According to Russian legends, it is impervious to vomit stains, imbues the wearer with an increased alcohol tolerance and grants you the ability to *think* you can speak fluent Russian, even it all you’re really doing is talking gibberish and calling people comrade.
According to Russian legends, it is impervious to vomit stains, imbues the wearer with an increased alcohol tolerance and grants you the ability to *think* you can speak fluent Russian, even it all you’re really doing is talking gibberish and calling people comrade.







